Fighting Back Against "Feel Good" Chain emails

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep (hoping you'll choke on your spit as you lie in bed).

At least 15 people in this world love you in some way (leaving only 6 billion who are indifferent or hate your guts).

The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you (or just because you suck. One or the other).

There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you (and several thousand who want you to die for them).

You mean the world to someone (but only that one).

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you (and those who you do know exist hate your guts).

When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it (if it involves sharp objects near your throat).

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again (its closer to the Universe).

Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude
remarks (because you'll always have faaaar more of them).

So if you are a bitter twisted but true friend, send this to everyone on your list including the person that sent it to you. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they hate people who send out bullshit emails like this. Something indifferent and inconsequential we want to take credit for will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow, it could be anywhere.Get ready for the biggest diappointment in your life since Friends ended. If you break this chain U will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs (that or spelling problems).
Send this to 15 people in 15 min!!!!!!

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I think this should be the new email we have to put up with recieving once every other week. At least its more amusing. Go on, send it out to those who have had to suffer with those awful emails. You'll be doing the world a favour.