Slobodan ain't coming back now, thats for sure...

Apparently some Serbian vampire hunters made sure of this when they drove a stake through the heart of his corpse. No, seriously.

Miroslav Milosevic (no relation) claimed he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country.

The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Full story at Ananova (no surprises there, eh?).