Things I will not talk about

So I missed on commenting on a lot over the past couple of months. This is a list of things I probably would have, but did not, talk about:

Floods
Godawful shitty weather
My crappy jobs
Blair stepping down
Brown stepping up
Hilariously inept suicide bombers in the UK
Foot and mouth disease
Foot in mouth disease (the outbreak among the Tory leadership)
Iraq
Iran
Afghanistan
Nukes vanishing from missile bases
Apparent "Anarchy in the UK", and lack thereof
Greek Myths
The greatest book EVAR!
Music reviews
Witticisms
Mindfucks
Fluff.

I think that covers most things.