Aug 6, 2008

2 minute BNP blog roundup

Home of the Green Arrow - "when one darkie steals your money, ALL darkies are stealing your money."

Sarah Maid of Albion - "If only Obama had been white, a failed painter, really right-wing and with a funny mustache, then I'd be swooning over his Berlin speech."

Battle for Britain - "Doing something different from the Green Arrow is too much like hard work, so I'm going to show you the same video of a benefit scrounging Muslim AGAIN!"

Colonel Buckshot - "If I post an article which has plenty of "race" ALL IN CAPS and little else as content, hopefully no-one will realize how pointless and weak this article is."

English Rose - "Cut and paste from the Daily Mail, because commenting is just too much work."

Simon Darby - "ZOMG LABOUR THUGS! As you well know, the BNP despise the violent and hateful nature of the political process. Wait, what do you mean "evidence"?

Swindon Nationalist - "Man with a non Anglo-Saxon name and dark skin commits a crime. Deport the bastard!"

Red Squirrel - "OMG OMG some Muslims looked at me the other day! Hold me tight, Nick Griffin."

Sheffield Nationalist - "Deport faster, or we will all die, DIE do you hear me???"

Up Pompeii - "If only we could be as illiberal and bigoted as Saudi Arabia, its SO UNFAIR!"


And that's your 2 minutes of hate for today, folks! Come back next time I'm feeling masochistic, or have an overwhelming desire to mock fascists, for more wholesome fun!

19 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Twenty things yous should know about Islam http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2006/11/20-things-you-should-know-about-islam.html

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Mark said...

I hope you're not implying that failed painter, vegetarian, and funny-mustache-wearer extraordinaire Hitler was a right-winger. You do realize that the Nazis were National Socialists, right? And that they were vehemently opposed to Capitalism? That they were devoted environmentalists and animal rights activists? And that Hilary's platform and the Nazi platform, minus all that stuff about race, are hard to tell apart?

Cain said...

Oh dear, is this the BNP spam brigade? How disappoiting.

Oh, and Mark, save the "Hitler was a left-winger" spiel. Heard it before, its dull and you're saying nothing new, relevant or even mildly interesting. If I thought you were debating in good faith, I'd point to the historical studies of fascism done by Paxton, Griffin, Payne, Umberto Eco et al.

But you're not, so instead I'm going to make fun of you instead. Do you mind if I refer to you as Doughy Pantload for the rest of this discussion? Its just your laughable post is so reminiscent of Jonah Goldberg's recent book, and its so much easier to copy and paste the thousands of takedowns done on him by, well, pretty much the rest of the internet, until you give up on your oh so mockable delusion and go away.

Lizzie said...

Tisk, tisk, tisk. You'd think that spammers would be more creative these days. How embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

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Red Squirrel said...

Mr Cain,
You are a very strange man indeed. I have read your profile and you state that your industry is religion.
Is that comparative religion? Because the 'golden rule' appears to have been abolished by your creed.
Each of your so called 'quotes' from Nationalist blogs are either out of context, spurious or false. basically you are an asshole!

Cain said...

Fortunately, my creed does not buy into the laughable delusions of the monotheistic faiths, and gives me considerable latitude in my actions.

My quotes as you call them are not quotes at all, but a time-saving summary of your positions. I like to think I cut to the heart of your articles, without the unnecessary pussy-footing around you folk like to engage in.

And actually, I am an asshat. We must strive to be accurate about terminology after all.

English Rose said...

No I'm not the spam brigade, but maybe your the one that comes over to say "Yawn" very original and too write things that you really know nothing about. What makes you any better? Most of you are hypocrites anyway.
The reason I was copy pasting was because I was advised too after what had happened to lion heart. Your nothing but a spy.

English Rose said...

BTW Dickhead, shows how wrong you can be, because until this year I voted Conservative. But now I see who the real facists are and that's people like you!
Get your facts right!

Cain said...

Believe me, "English Rose", I have not commented on your blog a single time. Read it, yes, and obviously mocked it, but if I were so inclined to leave a comment, there would be no doubt that is was me leaving it there.

What makes me better is that I amusing. Pure and simple.

Most of which "you" are hypocrites? I belong to lots of groups. Discordians, left-wingers, people who sometimes grind their teeth in their sleep, ambidextrous people, Australians...it goes on and on.

I neither know nor care who Lionheart is.

As for spying...well, I must have got a cushy job then, spying on open blogs all day. Funny how I never seem to get paid for it though.

As for voting Conservative until last year...where have I ever denied it? If you want to accuse me of being a liar, it helps to reference things that I've actually said. Just as a tip from one blogger to another.