Tories finally learning from their mistakes

Shorter Conservative Home:

"We're now social progressives because we don't call our dates "slappers" and "tarts"."

Presumably this is meant to be some sort of metaphor, though with the Tories one can never be sure. If it is though, doesn't it suggest that previous Tory leaders have been the moral equivalents of that disgusting drunk at the bar going "heya darlin', fancy givin' me a kiss?" while trying to grope her?

Of course, it would be much easier for me to make some sort of snarky comment about this explaining why Tories never get laid, but even I'm not that low. Oh, damn it...

The Shorter Concept was shamelessly stolen from Sadly, No! and Elton Beard.