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I THINK ABOUT NU-LABOUR 19 HOURS A DAY.
I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH
PC-LEFTY LIBERALS CAN FLY
SOCIALISTS RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
MY DOG IS SECRETLY A POLICE SPY. I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. DAMN NU-LABOUR SECRET AGENT HOUSEPETS, SHOULD BE OUT CATCHING REAL CRIMINALS.
UNIONISTS CAN TELEPORT
TONY BLAIR IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE SOCIALIST MOTHERSHIP
NU-LABOUR OWN AND CONTROL EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLY DUMP
I LIKE TO ACCUSE FASCI-LIBERALS OF MANY THINGS, AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACK
YOU ARE SECRETLY A GUARDIAN READER
EVERYONE IS A PC COWARD
TEHRE ARE NO LIBERALS
HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME
HOW COME NU-LABOUR WHO HAVE SEVERAL HALF DECENT POLICIES AND A BROAD BASE OF ESTABLISHED SUPPORT GET MORE VOTES THAN UKIP, THEY ARE A TINPOT SINGLE ISSUE PARTY, WHY DONT THEY RUN THE COUNTRY? WE MUST LIVE IN A DICTATORSHIP
OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS
LEFTIES ARE AFRAID OF LITTLEJOHN
WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?
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i recommend the 36 stratagems and the "art of worldly wisdom" by gracián. (actually, that should have been the response to the post before this one) and ginger tea (ok. that fits).
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