Oct 29, 2007

Channeling a Daily Mail Editorial

I THINK ABOUT NU-LABOUR 19 HOURS A DAY.

I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH

PC-LEFTY LIBERALS CAN FLY

SOCIALISTS RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

MY DOG IS SECRETLY A POLICE SPY. I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. DAMN NU-LABOUR SECRET AGENT HOUSEPETS, SHOULD BE OUT CATCHING REAL CRIMINALS.

UNIONISTS CAN TELEPORT

TONY BLAIR IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE SOCIALIST MOTHERSHIP

NU-LABOUR OWN AND CONTROL EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLY DUMP

I LIKE TO ACCUSE FASCI-LIBERALS OF MANY THINGS, AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACK

YOU ARE SECRETLY A GUARDIAN READER

EVERYONE IS A PC COWARD

TEHRE ARE NO LIBERALS

HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME

HOW COME NU-LABOUR WHO HAVE SEVERAL HALF DECENT POLICIES AND A BROAD BASE OF ESTABLISHED SUPPORT GET MORE VOTES THAN UKIP, THEY ARE A TINPOT SINGLE ISSUE PARTY, WHY DONT THEY RUN THE COUNTRY? WE MUST LIVE IN A DICTATORSHIP

OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS

LEFTIES ARE AFRAID OF LITTLEJOHN

WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?

1 comment:

dido h. lecter said...

i recommend the 36 stratagems and the "art of worldly wisdom" by gracián. (actually, that should have been the response to the post before this one) and ginger tea (ok. that fits).