Jan 16, 2008

Livejournal Entry #1437

Today was really awful.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I'm not showing you psychos any pics

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.


Phree said...

Wow. That would be amusing if it wasn't so disturbing. Hope someone tell this kid he's beautiful.

a brasilian discordian said...

ok i can do it.

and read "bela parrachia"!
but its in portuguese, so youll have to find a way to translate it

you should read!

hail eris

Episkopos Cain said...

As soon as I can figure out how to translate it (google tools probably, I will). Thanks for the link, I hear there is quite a community down in Brazil, its good to see some of you around the English speaking web.

the brasilian guy said...

yeah we are working on it, you know, trying to regroup..
about the bela parrachia, try something like that. i can help with the things u couldnt figure out
we have some great thinkers (i dont know if its the word) and im trying to spread this thoughts through the word and blablabla...
good luck with parrachia

Telarus, KSC said...

Wow. Good to know there's an active Brazilian community. Make sure to post updates if you get that stuff translated. I know JohnnyBrainwash and DrJon would be interested in that.

Jeremiadist said...

Funny, because true.

And, if no-one has suggested it yet, babelfish.altavista.com does acceptably well for deciphering our unindicted Brasilian co-conspirator.

Episkopos Cain said...

Babelfish isn't bad...still I think I might want to whip out a Portuguese to English dictionary for this one. What I understood was interesting...but really, word to word translators fail on larger pieces of text, they never get the grammar sorted.

And Telarus, I'll certainly find a way to let DrJon know, I think I have his email knocking about somewhere...

pedro said...

@tealrus: interesting! im trying to rembember the name of a cabala that speak english and potuguese... when i remember ill try to post it here

@jeremiadist: yeah i know babelfish but i really dont like it, at least on english->portuguese translations

@episkopos: dude, do this, gimme what u were able to translate and ill correct and finish everything in this weekend.
my email is sohpedro@gmail.com
see ya

Frei Nando said...

In 2003-2004 i transalted the central book of bela-parrachian tradition: the original came to my hand in arabic and i turn it in portugues.. My english, unfortunly, is very bad, but i have some friends that may help me in that mission: translate the parrachian book (Bela-Parrachia: myths life and death)...

Lets see, how it can be..